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Intrusive thoughts

Is a bagel just a donut that went to the gym and recomped?

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The halvening is nigh

My shitcoins right now:

We takin' off

My sensible co-worker:
why don’t you just DCA eth or btc like a normal person

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Only gamers will know

“You are my legendary Loot.”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

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The myth of anonymity

Like how on earth is “anonymous feedback” supposed to work in a tiny team setting?

Do we have to write each other’s feedback to obfuscate the original author? Or do we all tell ChatGPT to do a rewrite so there’s just one voice?

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2024

The end of this year would mark two decades of World of Warcraft charting my life into strange places.

Goddamn, I’m old.

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Clear liquid diet

I thought I wouldn’t last the 24 hours just sipping on coconut water. It wasn’t actually too bad compared to the bowel-prep cleanse that came after.

“Pleasant passion fruit flavor” my ass.

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Terrible human being award

We recently hired a couple of people (who were already working for us) who were let go from their previous agency.

The douchebag who let them go tried to invoke a poaching clause.

You’ve already fired them and now you’re trying to stop them from getting a new job?

It’s not as if they quit. YOU. FIRED. THEM.

What kind of a next level salty tool are you really?

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Loss inspo

“You’re too talented to just be maintaining a website. You should realize your potential… elsewhere.”

Was not expecting to hear this today, but it’s probably something I needed to hear for awhile now.

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Trusting the process

Sometimes we create things that seem like rubbish at the time.

But strangely, they come in handy and swoop in for a creative rescue a few weeks and/or months down the road.

It’s a fine line between psychic powers and a mental illness of compulsive hoarding.

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Storytelling distilled

There is a line that’s uttered in Interview with the Vampire that goes, “Every human thought boils down to three things… I want food, I want sex, I want to go home.”

It’s so primitive and simplistic but amazingly accurate.