There is no spoon
The internet sucks hairy balls
Monday, October 05, 2009
I really do reckon my work would get done twenty times faster if, oh let's say, Streamyx wasn't such a dirty whore and didn't fucking suck as much.
Malaysia has shit for internet. Grade A cow poop.
It feels like TM is harboring aborted fetuses that sit in their servers gnawing at cables screeching for life, justice and all that jazz. There we go, unrecognizable demonic masses running around TM's headquarters because in the course of ripping everyone in the country off, someone forgot to cap their toyol urn.
Seriously?
I really do reckon my work would get done twenty times faster if, oh let's say, Streamyx wasn't such a dirty whore and didn't fucking suck as much.
Malaysia has shit for internet. Grade A cow poop.
It feels like TM is harboring aborted fetuses that sit in their servers gnawing at cables screeching for life, justice and all that jazz. There we go, unrecognizable demonic masses running around TM's headquarters because in the course of ripping everyone in the country off, someone forgot to cap their toyol urn.
Seriously?
What the fuck, it's October already!?
Thursday, October 01, 2009
I turned a year older. So did Vee. And the September brats (in order of impending haggetry: Yoong, Cina and Chris).
Vee got married, oh my God. I hate you. Now I will be forever tormented by questions that would unapologetically violate my personal space and sound something like this on a broken tape recorder: "Oh, Vivien is the first to marry in your group! When is it your turn?"
One bridesmaid got so drunk I was carrying her vomit in a useless plastic bag that was apparently used to carry a hedgehog before the dinner because it had more holes than my brain on a normal day.
Emily got engaged. The shameless shrieking and hyperventilating that went on in Envy when she flashed us the ring was unimaginable.
Said goodbye to Ah Pei and Ah Pek who now join the ever-growing Proximity alumni ;)
Raya came and went. I shacked up in Chiang Mai with the folks and PPA-ed my way through.
I also got molested by elephants.
Eau de elephant! Mom apparently had more luck at feeding the beast.
Once I got home, I dragged the boys along with me to IKEA. I went bed sheet looking, they went table hunting (sort of).
Broke my both my legs and nearly peed my pants doing the Skytrex Extreme Challenge--but I beat Shawn up the second rope ladder, so all is good in the world!
Allen facepalm-ing at the idiot jokes Shawn and I are exchanging. The "Seans" representin'.
And finally, I apparently didn't play enough DotA because I'm still not any good at it. +1 to myself for being called a noob as our hopes were down and the other team tore through ours like vultures enjoying a Happy Meal.
I hate you, you AND you. But you, I like.
I turned a year older. So did Vee. And the September brats (in order of impending haggetry: Yoong, Cina and Chris).
Vee got married, oh my God. I hate you. Now I will be forever tormented by questions that would unapologetically violate my personal space and sound something like this on a broken tape recorder: "Oh, Vivien is the first to marry in your group! When is it your turn?"
One bridesmaid got so drunk I was carrying her vomit in a useless plastic bag that was apparently used to carry a hedgehog before the dinner because it had more holes than my brain on a normal day.
Emily got engaged. The shameless shrieking and hyperventilating that went on in Envy when she flashed us the ring was unimaginable.
Said goodbye to Ah Pei and Ah Pek who now join the ever-growing Proximity alumni ;)
Raya came and went. I shacked up in Chiang Mai with the folks and PPA-ed my way through.
I also got molested by elephants.
Eau de elephant! Mom apparently had more luck at feeding the beast.
Once I got home, I dragged the boys along with me to IKEA. I went bed sheet looking, they went table hunting (sort of).
Broke my both my legs and nearly peed my pants doing the Skytrex Extreme Challenge--but I beat Shawn up the second rope ladder, so all is good in the world!
Allen facepalm-ing at the idiot jokes Shawn and I are exchanging. The "Seans" representin'.
And finally, I apparently didn't play enough DotA because I'm still not any good at it. +1 to myself for being called a noob as our hopes were down and the other team tore through ours like vultures enjoying a Happy Meal.
I hate you, you AND you. But you, I like.
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Sean Sean Tan;
sarcastic wordsmith, dirty in oh-so-many ways, fun-loving IE-hating CSS worshiping markup "engineer", anime-styled arm flailing expressive communicator, proudly self-initiated member of the cult of milk and caffeine, snotty pink crayon lover, tree hugging hippy organic designer, pole dancer wannabe, swing-a-ling lindy hopper, rabid arcane mage/bitchin' disc priest/annoying resto druid--sometimes spazzy, often giggly, always loud.
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