Me: I stubbed my 4th toe against the bed like a champion
Me: It’s crooked and swollen now
Me: I tried to snap it back into place (like I previously did with my 2nd toe)
Me: This toe said fuck off and it now hurts like shit
SY: Oh my god can you please not try to correct this you crack self taught psycho chiro
Me: I felt very manly that one time, like I could survive in an apocalypse and shit. Now I just feel like I’d be the first one to die lmao
Me: Defeated by 1cm of misaligned furniture
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