daily shorts

Old person’s life hack

Add fermented foods to your diet.

More kimchi and sauerkraut… slightly less wine.


The cheesecake mileage

I like cheesecakes because it takes forever for me to finish a slice.

Pretty sure I’ve eaten this same slice for the third time and there’s still enough left for… uh, another sitting?

2017 one thing a day

Day 001

It’s the first year of the new year and I slept in, without worry! Plus, I ate carbs without worrying about calories (until my PT catches whiff of it, that is). Life is good.

2021 edit–
I was obviously ultra lazy with titles of any sort in 2017. I promise I’m slightly more witty in 2018.