nekomattaMy mother just shamed my cloud latte “art” (by art I mean it’s really just a blob of foam sitting in the middle of my cup).
She pointed to an article in the paper and said, “Look. Aunty in old kopitiam* also can make star shape.”
The shame is real.
*literally translates to “coffee shop”
You know how parents love to talk about how successful their children are when Chinese New Year rolls around?
Well my parents associate these three keywords with me in every story they tell: weed, yoga, and crypto.
I’m basically a hipster/druggie degenerate gambler to everyone they know.