A fellow crypto degenerate just asked in chat if we would follow him on Instagram. Of course we said yes (nothing could possibly go wrong, right?).
Man is a thirst trap and everyone is freaking out right now.
Tag: omg
TIL hermit crabs have a pretty awesome housing exchange system going on.
See it in all its glory here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ
Spoiler: I see line cutting is not just a shitty human thing.
My mother just shamed my cloud latte “art” (by art I mean it’s really just a blob of foam sitting in the middle of my cup).
She pointed to an article in the paper and said, “Look. Aunty in old kopitiam* also can make star shape.”
The shame is real.
*literally translates to “coffee shop”
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Sibling cysts
Me: Okay like my sore throat is lingering
Me: But I tested again today
Me: I r still negative
Me: Maybe my bitch ass of a cyst just takes awhile to resolve and I’m like OMGITSCOVID
Sis: Is this cyst in your throat or something?
Me: By the base of my throat, it’s like… a sensitivity check
Me: So the minute my lymph nodes are a little puffy, the cyst fomos
Me: “Hey guys where the party at??”
Me: ?
Sis: The cystie boys be jigglin ???
Sis: I’ve got a small cyst in my throat – called a vallecular cyst or something
Sis: It’s not genetic is it? ???
Me: Oh mine’s a thyroglossal cyst
Sis: Same same but different
Sis: Like delta and omnicron ?
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I am not prepared
It’s already July. It’s been six freaking months. I’m so not fucking ready for the second half of the year.
On a side note, we started streaming today!