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Bottom of the barrel

I was so close to sending this back to the rando cold email (from someone with arguably one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen this year) trying to sell his amazing SEO services to help fix our topical authority:

Spoiler: no one really knows how topical authority works
Screenie from https://ahrefs.com/blog/topical-authority/
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There’s no clarity like the confusing pain of tragedy

Is this what they mean when they say greatness is the product of irreconcilable despair? If so, I would like to be average forever.

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Small wins

I lasted 11 days into 2023 without wanting to stick an axe into anyone from the other team at work.

It’s going to be a long month.

Happy New Year everyone!

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Designers and developers have one thing in common

And that is their collective hate towards people in marketing. I finally understand why.

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Little joys in life

My DHL delivery uncle comin’ in hot with the best service ever.

10 out of 5 stars, forever.

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Conversations with another CD

SY: Design skills are translatable, just need to have a lot of common sense AND always design with a purpose
SY: Design is not guessing

Me: I threw the designer’s credibility out the door when she said she’s pretty good about designing without content

Note: also the same man who told me to straight up lower my expectations 🫠

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Crypto achievement

Getting paid for a UX “bug bounty”! But it was for a project that went to shit, so it wasn’t a 6-figure payout guys.

Pretty sure I wrote this down somewhere else, but since I’m old and senile I have a tendency to forget things.

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Priorities

Someone else in my degenerate crypto chat thought I was a bot with a hot Asian chick profile picture.

Clearly as a woman, I took zero offense to the “bot” comment and only saw the “hot Asian chick profile picture” line.

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People who only speak English

Why is it cool when other cultures slide in random English words into their sentences but when it’s the other way around, the people WHO ONLY SPEAEK ONE LANGUAGE become such dicks about it?

E.g., oh your English must be bad.

Inbreds 🙄

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My old friends and I

Gone are the days where we’d ask for things like… clothes, gadgets, etc.

Now we’re justing bringing back practical things like vitamins and melatonin for each other.