I was so close to sending this back to the rando cold email (from someone with arguably one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen this year) trying to sell his amazing SEO services to help fix our topical authority:
Category: shorts
Is this what they mean when they say greatness is the product of irreconcilable despair? If so, I would like to be average forever.
I lasted 11 days into 2023 without wanting to stick an axe into anyone from the other team at work.
It’s going to be a long month.
Happy New Year everyone!
And that is their collective hate towards people in marketing. I finally understand why.
My DHL delivery uncle comin’ in hot with the best service ever.
10 out of 5 stars, forever.
SY: Design skills are translatable, just need to have a lot of common sense AND always design with a purpose
SY: Design is not guessing
Me: I threw the designer’s credibility out the door when she said she’s pretty good about designing without content
Note: also the same man who told me to straight up lower my expectations ðŸ«
Getting paid for a UX “bug bounty”! But it was for a project that went to shit, so it wasn’t a 6-figure payout guys.
Pretty sure I wrote this down somewhere else, but since I’m old and senile I have a tendency to forget things.
Someone else in my degenerate crypto chat thought I was a bot with a hot Asian chick profile picture.
Clearly as a woman, I took zero offense to the “bot” comment and only saw the “hot Asian chick profile picture” line.
Why is it cool when other cultures slide in random English words into their sentences but when it’s the other way around, the people WHO ONLY SPEAEK ONE LANGUAGE become such dicks about it?
E.g., oh your English must be bad.
Inbreds 🙄
Gone are the days where we’d ask for things like… clothes, gadgets, etc.
Now we’re justing bringing back practical things like vitamins and melatonin for each other.