I was at Pilates earlier and the instructor was talking about lighter springs and I said, “I’m okay, I like easy!”
Without missing a beat she goes, “You don’t like easy, you’re trying to do a pull-up. People who who like easy don’t do those things.”
Tag: funny
My Monday’s been really productive. HBU?
Me: Man some of these emoji reactions are questionable af
Me: Hot dog and strawberry one 100000% sus
Me: When would you EVER use that
P: There are very few food emojis that wouldn’t DIRECTLY be used for innuendo
Me: Like that hot dog is SLIDING up and down in the bun
P: …oh come on now!
Me: Strawberry had some weird turn/squirt animation
Me: Like WHY
P: Jesus… now I’m just checking out sexualized food emojis
P: There goes my day
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The halvening is nigh
My shitcoins right now:
My sensible co-worker:
why don’t you just DCA eth or btc like a normal person
Like how on earth is “anonymous feedback” supposed to work in a tiny team setting?
Do we have to write each other’s feedback to obfuscate the original author? Or do we all tell ChatGPT to do a rewrite so there’s just one voice?
Someone else in my degenerate crypto chat thought I was a bot with a hot Asian chick profile picture.
Clearly as a woman, I took zero offense to the “bot” comment and only saw the “hot Asian chick profile picture” line.
Jin: Btw I goat
Me: Okay
Me: Only in Malaysia can you say “I goat” and someone replies with “ok”
Jin: Hahaha
Backstory: the word “coming” (in the context of being “on the way”, or “coming over”) is sometimes written as kambing (for no other reason than because it sounds similar), which is the Malay word for goat.