Me: I’m going to be a vibe coder this weekend
D: You mean lazy grifter
Category: shorts
I didn’t think it was possible for eNPS scores to hit a single digit.
Can you please set them all on fire?
I need to see them be useful for something even if only as tinder.
*casually forwarding memes to my coworkers*
P: I had no idea that WSM was a mushroom
Me: He is a massive dick after all
And everything is falling apart.
I swore this was going to be my year.
And here I am ruining my bed time.
My BF’s response to me asking if he’s a passport bro: “Does Azeroth count?”
It’s tragic that I love teaching alignment yoga but I abhor the word alignment so very much in a corporate setting.
Was talking to an ex-coworker who’s currently having some damned good craic right now and he had only this to say about our resident nepo baby:
“May the roads rise up to meet his face.”
We miss that man so much every day.
I was at Pilates earlier and the instructor was talking about lighter springs and I said, “I’m okay, I like easy!”
Without missing a beat she goes, “You don’t like easy, you’re trying to do a pull-up. People who who like easy don’t do those things.”