My DHL delivery uncle comin’ in hot with the best service ever.
10 out of 5 stars, forever.
Category: shorts
SY: Design skills are translatable, just need to have a lot of common sense AND always design with a purpose
SY: Design is not guessing
Me: I threw the designer’s credibility out the door when she said she’s pretty good about designing without content
Note: also the same man who told me to straight up lower my expectations ðŸ«
Getting paid for a UX “bug bounty”! But it was for a project that went to shit, so it wasn’t a 6-figure payout guys.
Pretty sure I wrote this down somewhere else, but since I’m old and senile I have a tendency to forget things.
Someone else in my degenerate crypto chat thought I was a bot with a hot Asian chick profile picture.
Clearly as a woman, I took zero offense to the “bot” comment and only saw the “hot Asian chick profile picture” line.
Why is it cool when other cultures slide in random English words into their sentences but when it’s the other way around, the people WHO ONLY SPEAEK ONE LANGUAGE become such dicks about it?
E.g., oh your English must be bad.
Inbreds 🙄
Gone are the days where we’d ask for things like… clothes, gadgets, etc.
Now we’re justing bringing back practical things like vitamins and melatonin for each other.
I end up looking at well-decorated kitchen islands.
I have accepted that I’m weird and I’m totally fine with that.
Sometimes I don’t know what I did to entertain myself before I got the internet.
How hard could it be to find things to do without connectivity, right?
p/s: no coloring books–those coloring books are stressful af; midway through and it’s like a competition with myself to see if I can hang that shit up in an art gallery…
Add fermented foods to your diet.
More kimchi and sauerkraut… slightly less wine.
The security guard at my yoga space asked me if I regularly take protein after class while scanning my ID.
Not sure if genuine question or Asian passive aggressiveness to hint that I should be taking more protein…