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People on the Internet

A fellow crypto degenerate just asked in chat if we would follow him on Instagram. Of course we said yes (nothing could possibly go wrong, right?).

Man is a thirst trap and everyone is freaking out right now.

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The market this week

You gotta love memes on the internet.

BTC and ETH fucking us all up

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2018 one thing a day

Day 32: That first month disappeared real quick

Where did January go?

How am I still stuck trying to work on a site that’s so poorly built?

Why is my crpyto portfolio still sideways?

Why does my water percentage keep dropping each time I see my PT? How much water do I realistically need to drink to have an okay reading? AND DON’T EVEN SUGGEST CUTTING SALT.

I probably have to reduce my salt intake, sigh.

2021 edit–
2021 AND STILL SALTY AFFFFF. Also laughing at in 2021: concept of “time”.

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2018 one thing a day

Day 20: It’s been a long time since I’ve missed weekends

After the week I’ve had, I just want to roll around and do absolutely nothing.

That literally translates to, “I’m going to roll around and compulsively check Delta and cry over all the potential mooning coins I don’t have fiat to buy.”

Such is life.

2021 edit–
The beginning of my crypto affliction.