Was talking to an ex-coworker who’s currently having some damned good craic right now and he had only this to say about our resident nepo baby:
“May the roads rise up to meet his face.”
We miss that man so much every day.
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Shadow daddies
Me: I went down the booktok route over the weekend and I’m amazed at how many stories have been told about faeries fucking across the centuries till they are blind
P: A classic love story
Me: With a shadow daddy of course
Me: Dark, broody, arrogant, seemingly made of night itself
P: That’s how most women refer to me
Me: You look too much like a goody two shoes
P: I’ll have to grunge up my look a bit more, I guess. Damn my beautiful blue eyes making me look soft
Me: They need to be more wicked
Me: Shadow daddy flair
P: I know… instead they’re just dreamy
Me: Dreamy is good for one book, eyes that sparkle with mischief and touched by the sensual void of the endless night gets you the other five
P: I only need one book to impress… those lame shadow daddies need five
I was at Pilates earlier and the instructor was talking about lighter springs and I said, “I’m okay, I like easy!”
Without missing a beat she goes, “You don’t like easy, you’re trying to do a pull-up. People who who like easy don’t do those things.”
My Monday’s been really productive. HBU?
Me: Man some of these emoji reactions are questionable af
Me: Hot dog and strawberry one 100000% sus
Me: When would you EVER use that
P: There are very few food emojis that wouldn’t DIRECTLY be used for innuendo
Me: Like that hot dog is SLIDING up and down in the bun
P: …oh come on now!
Me: Strawberry had some weird turn/squirt animation
Me: Like WHY
P: Jesus… now I’m just checking out sexualized food emojis
P: There goes my day
Is a bagel just a donut that went to the gym and recomped?
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The halvening is nigh
My shitcoins right now:
My sensible co-worker:
why don’t you just DCA eth or btc like a normal person
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Only gamers will know
“You are my legendary Loot.”
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Like how on earth is “anonymous feedback” supposed to work in a tiny team setting?
Do we have to write each other’s feedback to obfuscate the original author? Or do we all tell ChatGPT to do a rewrite so there’s just one voice?
The end of this year would mark two decades of World of Warcraft charting my life into strange places.
Goddamn, I’m old.
I thought I wouldn’t last the 24 hours just sipping on coconut water. It wasn’t actually too bad compared to the bowel-prep cleanse that came after.
“Pleasant passion fruit flavor” my ass.