Me: I’m going to be a vibe coder this weekend
D: You mean lazy grifter
I didn’t think it was possible for eNPS scores to hit a single digit.
Can you please set them all on fire?
I need to see them be useful for something even if only as tinder.
*casually forwarding memes to my coworkers*
P: I had no idea that WSM was a mushroom
Me: He is a massive dick after all
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Things they didn’t teach you at school
Is there a mental disorder where a person blames everyone and/or everything else for their problems, but never examine their own action or inaction as the problem itself? And at the same time fancies themselves a benevolent champion of sorts?
How do you handle such lunacy?
If I’m going to have a mental breakdown, I just need to know if there’s Wi-Fi in the psych ward.
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Into the nineties
A long time ago way back in college, I heard this mix on Ministry of Sound’s Chillout Sessions and couldn’t for the life of me figure out what one of the track was called.
Fast forward a couple of years, one of my account directors who happened to be some old school underground jungle drum and bass dude, happened to have a copy of that mix (like I don’t even remember how we started talking about it) but it was like… an untitled mp3 file.
1.5 decades later I find out the mix is curated by a “DJ Sean” and the track I really wanted has no name and essentially has been lost to history.
The universe is just openly mocking me now.
And everything is falling apart.
I swore this was going to be my year.
And here I am ruining my bed time.
My BF’s response to me asking if he’s a passport bro: “Does Azeroth count?”
It’s tragic that I love teaching alignment yoga but I abhor the word alignment so very much in a corporate setting.