My shitcoins right now:
My sensible co-worker:
why don’t you just DCA eth or btc like a normal person
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Getting paid for a UX “bug bounty”! But it was for a project that went to shit, so it wasn’t a 6-figure payout guys.
Pretty sure I wrote this down somewhere else, but since I’m old and senile I have a tendency to forget things.
Someone else in my degenerate crypto chat thought I was a bot with a hot Asian chick profile picture.
Clearly as a woman, I took zero offense to the “bot” comment and only saw the “hot Asian chick profile picture” line.
A fellow crypto degenerate just asked in chat if we would follow him on Instagram. Of course we said yes (nothing could possibly go wrong, right?).
Man is a thirst trap and everyone is freaking out right now.
You gotta love memes on the internet.
Where did January go?
How am I still stuck trying to work on a site that’s so poorly built?
Why is my crpyto portfolio still sideways?
Why does my water percentage keep dropping each time I see my PT? How much water do I realistically need to drink to have an okay reading? AND DON’T EVEN SUGGEST CUTTING SALT.
I probably have to reduce my salt intake, sigh.
2021 edit–
2021 AND STILL SALTY AFFFFF. Also laughing at in 2021: concept of “time”.
After the week I’ve had, I just want to roll around and do absolutely nothing.
That literally translates to, “I’m going to roll around and compulsively check Delta and cry over all the potential mooning coins I don’t have fiat to buy.”
Such is life.
2021 edit–
The beginning of my crypto affliction.